The Dao of Samurai Scrote and Sensuous Sequin Hott

Numerous moons back, whenever mocking douchebags and lusting hotts without their own consent was still regarded as a proper form of cultural adjudication, an usual thread came to be on this site.

a bond that features since come to be legend. By legend, after all the spikey, yellowish and greasy sorts. The sort you won’t ever really disregard, in spite of how several years of treatment their Aunt Sarah covers.

I communicate, definitely, of a couple of most significant icons of early twenty-first 100 years ways, strategy, alchemy, and pedantry, Samurai Scrote and hot Sequin Hott.

Perhaps not since Bra!! loved a tasty cola beverage, met with the HCwDB mockers discovered poetic determination.

S.S.’s preternatural relax, doucheface, tank Dogs suit and ridiculous mandana used legal from inside the presence of delicious sequined sunlight excellence.

The dangerous cohabit had been instantly iconic.

When S.S. and S.S.H. very first made an appearance about web page, he was but a tough partying legion of missing cool eliminated choadally sunglaes tie-on-forehead uncomfortable. She had been sweet wonderful honeysuckle suckle thigh.

Together, they formed… well… a hot chick with a douchebag.

Lots of reviews into the statements thread progressively turned into 100s. Hundreds became over one thousand.

Folk originated acro the land and betwixt the oceans to sing the mellifluous praises and mock the rate douchechoadery of ethereal appeal of 1 Mr. Scrote while he stood in Zen-like repose beside the delightfully yummy, if poorly known as, gorgeous Sequin Hott.

The comments continuous. The legend expanded. Here’s a sampling for the elegiac praise and poetic chunder as produced by the regulars in voting for the HCwDB of Month:

clementine of cappadoucha: he could be Kihon Douchebag, their yin was choad and he yangs of smeg. There’s absolutely no beginning, there isn’t any end. Small outdated men in south-east Asia ponder their wankine to discharge Taiji vitality. We think their hottie. Samurai means “To Serve” in Japanese, and he acts poo. Samurai FTW.

Anonymous: When climbing the mountain of poo to ask the opted for one “which must I choose for?” he stated, “Grahoppper, close the vision and experience the douchne. Only when the douchene comes into your mind and cannot getting eradicated could you make proper alternatives.” After a number of days I can not obtain the graphics of a Napoleonic, mandana-wearing samurai from my head. And besides, the actual fact that his hott doesn’t possess funbags with the rest, I would strangle infant otters with Shamwows only to select the lint out of the more dry familiar with dry their underwear. The Samurai it really is.

douchetoevsky: rock beats sciors, papers beats stone, phils overcome radiation, samurai scrote destroys shiva, and laughs mockingly at mere mortals whom dare stay against him in resistance, wee-wee wee right residence.

paper or plastic?: similar to a current election of leer effect, the outcome within this month-to-month should be commemorated on a major international level and usher-in another douche purchase. Samurai in a landslide.

douchepac shakur: Samurai Scrote are understated. Samurai Scrote is actually authentic. Samurai Scrote try trend. Samurai Scrote is actually Month-to-month.

jonezy: samurai scrote because he’s the everyman’s douche. There clearly was a samurai scrote in every of us- we all have been one, however all of us become douchey within very own singularity. Like a katana blade towards the face, Samurai Scrote slashes deep beyond my personal tissue and reveals the real characteristics of douche within me personally.

essential mind: I Happened To Be as soon as a non-believer in S?mur? Scr?t?. An infidel, for a moment. My personal miniscule attention merely couldn’t comprehend the poibility of an electrical that surpassed the restrictions of logical consciousne. But alas, beloved brothers and sisters, those silly thinking comprise vanquished the night S?m?ѓ? +> made your own visit to my rooms.

The non-disclosure arrangement S?muai forced me to signal renders the vast majority of details from that evening moot. But, i have already been mercifully allowed to claim that they included bacon grease, a rack of lamb and a lamp. Whenever all was actually said and complete, I’d asked the §aм?ѓ? into my center and he got washed me free from all question.

Essential Head’s transformation talked for all those ‘bag hunters when it comes to those heady prepubescent times of incredible and surprise.

The website continuing to mock newer hott/douche cohabits.

But the Samurai Scrote bond continued to develop.

Mr. Scrote also joined you once again for an epic monday Haiku a couple of months later.

S.S. was very inspirational, the guy even created this Garbage Pail child encouraged enthusiast art:

Whenever HCwDB was actually transferred to another servers in 2011, while your humble narrator fumbled again to find out the technology which makes this series of tubes work, all commentary threads comprise shed.

Just like the Daoist monks create intricate sand mural art, only to blow them back once again to dust, so as well performed Samurai Scrote’s bond disincorporate inside unconscious ecotone.

On some large transcendental chrono-synclastic infundibulum, S.S. life on.

In each of us. In our hearts. Inside our minds. Within our uvulas.

If we lust a hott, sensuous Sequin is there.

For this is here, within this most expreion of expreionle wherein we find the audio of just one give clapping. Sisyphus pressing Cookie Pu up Xenu’s Paradox. The foolish mandana tends to make no audio because forest falls in the woodland by yourself.

Buddha’s abdomen burps Samurai Scrote with every gurgle.

For here may be the universal om. The chord that delighted the father. The digeridoo of regurgitative poo that reverberates acro our collective phantasms.

Its here that we ponder all those things is actually and all of that actually ever should be.

And within these contemplation, the lo and erasure of these which came before becomes, seemingly paradoxically but actually quite realistically, the sole certainly marker with the worldwide eternal onene in which lies Hashem.

Peach Point claims, “Get nowadays and vote, ya pinecone!”

Cla ic HCwDB legend and Hall of Scrote affiliate Peaches simply traveled throughout opportunity.

In the past from that primal age where mocking ‘bags and lusting hotts had been considered comedy. Yes, through the energy we contact “2007.” Right to 2020. To remind all fellow ‘bag hunters and hotts within the US of one to exit your cheetos-eating aes and get CHOOSE!!

Vote or face the wrath associated with the douche-point.

Peaches desired this meage getting solely nonpartisan in aim. Whether hangin’ making use of hotts or just his bros, Peaches’ objective is probably to guide the ideology and participatory characteristics of consultant democracy as a regulatory neceity offered late-Capitalist post-structuralist programs of fractured impacts and epistemological decoherence.

However Peaches recognized the festering mango scrote currently occupying the Presidency could be the embodiment of all douchechoadery that we fought on this website for ten years.

Get out here and decline that clown. By voting. Because of the power of Peach Point.